I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
OMFG this is brilliant
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER
Shar pei pup.
I like to surround myself with people with skills that could be useful. That’s something I always keep in mind with like friends or boyfriends or whatever. I gave my boyfriend flying lessons for his birthday. He never showed an interest in flying but I just gave them to him like in case the world has gone to shit and we need to fly away. I was like I need to be with someone who can operate a helicopter.
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.
THE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURE!!!
My heart is sobbing