Keep calm and read a book

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

alles-wirdgut:

once again he is 100% correct

Russel Brand knows what’s up

icequeenprincesselsa:

I love how cute looks Anna in here

icequeenprincesselsa:

I love how cute looks Anna in here

hexzell:

Mrs. Packard appreciation post.

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)
By Gemma Correll [website | tumblr | blogspot]

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

momochanners:

mizzjade:

wolfraid:

Mystic.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

*raises hand*

whispers "Me too…"

It is possible to write an urban fantasy novel featuring vampires who aren’t having sex. But then multiple agents and editors will tell you it’s nonpublishable. Thanks, Twlight.

lolmythesis:

Writing Popular Fiction, Seton Hill University

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

I’m Scandinavian, god damn it. We love to be naked.

Why yes, goat worship in rural Ireland is exactly why Catholicism prospered there.

lolmythesis:

Medieval and Renaissance Studies, Washington and Lee University

"Syncretic Elements in Medieval Irish Religion"

themarysue:

mingdoyle:

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Remember, girls: Definitely don’t even! Just turn right back around. Zip!

FULL UP.