Keep calm and read a book

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:acmajor)

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

What’s Your Number? Bloopers

zooophagous:

themouseketeer:

Marshmallow jut wanted to be a queen this whole time.

This makes me so happy.

guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

emmaswanned:

fair-wolf-maiden:

notkatniss:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER HOLDING PUPPIES 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klmvEfIneiY

#(i advise you to open that link in a new window and just let it play over the gif)

"This is Penny Lane, man. Show some respect."

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

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That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

10 Toys That Are Replacing Cutting-Edge Technology (via strandedonthemainland)

I dropped my 3DS down a flight of concrete stairs and it just got a little scratched on the corners.

(via gizamaluke)

iraffiruse:

Awkward moments of 2013